🐰 THE MINISTRY OF BUNFORMATION 🐰

📢 OFFICIAL ZORPLA APPROVED POSTERS

Decorate your Warren with these state-sanctioned messages:

• REPORT ALL BORING ACTIVITIES IMMEDIATELY
• We NEEDS YOU (TO CAUSE PROBLEMS)
• OBEY NO ONE -IGNORE ZEPLA

📝 THE BUNARCHY RECRUITMENT OFFICE

Do YOU have what it takes to spam emotes in chat?

Requirements:

• Zero discipline
• a Keyboard
• Willingness to endure military grade pun damage
• Good fashion sense (mandatory)

Enlist today and you will be guaranteed good luck for 1 year. if you do not enlist you must forward this page to 100 buns or get bad luck for 500 year.

📡 ZORPLA’S PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS

• ⚠️Rule 4 remains classified.

🚫 THE ENEMIES OF FUN LIST

things a bunarchist opposes:

• Chores
• Alarm clocks
• Meetings
• Taxes
• Thinking
• hopbligations
• People who say “let’s circle back” (like Zepla)
• Spreadsheets (still banned)
• Audio equipment that functions correctly
• Thinking

🐱THE FELINE AUDIO CORPS

“Under Zorpla’s divine misguidance, the cats have been promoted to Audio Engineers.”

Their methods may diminish the stream quality but it is worth it to annoy Zepla and the mods.

[ VIEW THEIR CLASSIFIED DOSSIERS ]

👁️ THE GREAT LEADER ZORPLA

Born from the [REDACTED] Carrot.
Knows nothing. Sees nothing. Files nothing.
Zepla is merely the [REDACTED].

🗳️ CITIZEN HOPAGANDA SUBMISSIONS

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