THE BUNIFESTO
1. WE DO NOT FEAR THE DAD JOKE: We embrace the Bun‑ishment as the price of our freedom.
2. IF IT'S NOT FUN, WE ARE NOT DOING IT: We hop only toward delight.
3. WE ARE HERE FOR SHENANIGANS: Nothing else is legally binding.
5. WE TRUST THE TRUE LEADER, ZORPLA: Zepla just files the paperwork.
Rule 4 has been redacted by order of Zorpla.
